the maine - happy

I don't think I am capable of 

This teenage televised taping of love. 

But here is my guide on how to be alone: 

Just act like a freak and 

Sleep with everyone you've ever known. 

I'm half crazy, all just cracked up 

When will what I have ever be good enough? 

I'm sad, funny it seems lately this ain't a fairytale 

And I don't think I'll ever be happy. 

And I'd like to think romance is real 

Open my chest, a heart you could steal 

But here is my guide on how to stay alone, 

Just drink 'til you're gone and pass out on the floor.